Do you love Shrek? Want him to T-pose you away from death?
This is just the right pack for you!
Shrek comes to Minecraft, just to save your soul from death!
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Updated to newer and safer download links, and updated it to work with 1.16.40!
I loved Shrek so much
I had all the merchandise and movies
I'd pray to Shrek every night thanking him for the life I've been given
"Shrek is love" I would say. "Shrek is life"
My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
I called him a cunt
He hits me and sends me to sleep
I'm crying now and my face hurts
A warmth moves towards me
It's shrek
I was so happy
He whispers in my ear "This is my swamp"
He grabs me with his ogre hands and puts me on my hands and knees
I'm ready
I spread my asscheeks for Shrek
He penetrates my butthole
It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek
I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
I push against his force. I want to please Shrek
He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
My dad walks in
Shrek looks at him straight in the eyes and says "It's all ogre now"
Shrek leaves through my window
Shrek is love
Shrek is life
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead
Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the backstreets?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow
Hey now, you're an all star
Get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star
Get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
It's a cool place, and they say it gets colder
You're bundled up now, wait 'til you get older
But the meteor men beg to differ
Judging by the hole in the satellite picture
The ice we skate is getting pretty thin
The water's getting warm so you might as well swim
My world's on fire, how 'bout yours?
That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored
Hey now, you're an all star
Get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star
Get the show on, get paid
All that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
Somebody once asked
Could I spare some change for gas?
"I need to get myself away from this place"
I said, "Yep, what a concept
I could use a little fuel myself
And we could all use a little change"
Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the backstreets?
You'll never know if you don't go (go!)
You'll never shine if you don't glow
Hey now, you're an all star
Get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star
Get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
Hey now
Hey now
Hey, hey, hey now
Hey now
Hey now, you're an all star
Hey now, you're an all star
Hey now, you're an all star
Only shooting stars break the mold